WHAT IS YOUR NAME?


MY NAME IS HAROLD SMITH 

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HAROLD, ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?

I'M A MAN 

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HOW OLD ARE YOU HAROLD?

TWENTY-EIGHT 

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ARE YOU MARRIED?

NO 

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HAROLD, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

I WORK AT SEARS 

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HAVE YOU RECENTLY BEEN FEELING DEPRESSED OR BLUE?

I AM NOT DEPRESSED 

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HAS TAKING DRUGS BEEN A PROBLEM FOR YOU?

NO 

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DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ALCOHOL?

NO 

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DO YOU FEEL THAT LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING?

I AM NOT SUICIDAL 

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DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING?

NO 

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DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT RECENTLY?

NO 

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HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT RECENTLY?

NOT VERY HEAVY 

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HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH NOW?

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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DO YOU HAVE ANY CLOSE FRIENDS?

NO 

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WHO DO YOU FEEL YOU CAN TRUST THE MOST?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

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DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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WHO ARE YOUR ENEMIES?

I HAVE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST THE MAFIA 

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HAROLD, DO PEOPLE TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU?

YOU ARE HINTING I AM PARANOID 

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DO PEOPLE TRY TO PUT YOU DOWN?

I GET ALONG OK 

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IS ANYONE OUT TO GET YOU?

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

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DO YOU FEEL THERE IS A PLOT AGAINST YOU?

THEY SPY ON ME 

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WHY IS THE MAFIA YOUR ENEMY?

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE 

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WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAFIA WILL DO TO YOU?

I'D RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT 

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